Wednesday, December 1, 2010

DecemberHolidayMadnessSpecialsHolyFuckinShit!!!

 

Happy Nondescript Inoffensive Winter Celebration Season, everyone!

To celebrate the season of giving buying, the URIZEN Online Superstore is offering FREE shipping on all CD orders now through the end of December! (Shipping charges still apply to international orders and the 13" plush URIZEN dolls because that shit is expensive and we ain't made of money!)

Not only that, but every single order will receive a FREE URIZEN sticker and a FREE mystery gift! As you'll remember from the Universe:Red offer, the mystery gift consists of whatever random thing we happen to find at the time of shipping. Past mystery gifts have ranged from URIZEN posters and robot toy kits to URIZEN-edited young adult novels and signed pictures of *NSYNC (signed by URIZEN... not *NSYNC). Someone even got a toy dinosaur! WOW!

So don't delay! This offer only lasts until December 31st, so order now to get your UriGoods in time for Christmas/Hanukka/Kwanzaa/Robanuka/Festivus/GERD Awareness Week/your Winter Solstice ritual!